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What if Wolverine was replaced with a Canada goose for an entire comic storyline? Would any of the other X-Men notice?
Anonymous

postcardsfromspace:

green-rose-petals:

postcardsfromspace:

Canada geese are both ruthless warriors and excellent educational administrators, so I think it would probably go okay.

Scott would try to point out the difference, but the goose would just honk loudly over it.

ACCURATE.

Everyone would know already what Scott was saying, but the goose would be better company and drink less beer, so they’d figure it was a net gain, and tell Scott to shut the f*** up.

given the changes to the Amazons backstory in Nu52, would that change Jeanette's opinions of them?

sapphoshands:

gailsimone:

WOW.

Seriously, you know, I hadn’t given that a thought until you mentioned it just now.

JEANNETTE: AMAZON HUNTER.

I would write that book!

I refuse to admit that there have been changes to the Amazons. But. Yes.

OK, I despise everything that has been done to the Amazons in Wonder-Woman-Because-We-Say-She-Is…

But I would buy Jeanette and a reconstituted Secret Six kicking Azzazon ass all over the nu52!

So who do we pitch this to?

dangerouscommiesubversive:

I bet Catman’s mood mix for when he wants to get lucky is just “Africa” by Toto fifteen times in a row.

And then “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?”

Nah, it’s “The Stray Cat Strut” — but as performed by Tom Waits.

Even when he wants to party, my nearly-naked Thomas needs his dark edge….

Oh, Man!

gailsimone:

The great BA, who was the inspiration for the Movement’s VENGEANCE MOTH, made me a Mouse hat for WonderCon, which my husband promptly swiped and wore all over the con floor.

And other bestpal Donut made me a Vengeance Moth t-shirt, which I cannot possibly explain the awesomeness of, it just can’t be done.

MOVEMENT APPAREL, I SAY!

Thank you both, you lovely weirdoes!

You've said before that you plan to write Catman's bisexuality into canon, so... what type of guys is he into?
Anonymous

gailsimone:

Good question.

I bet they have a moustache, though.

Nothing without the ‘stache.

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

Never found ONE. THING. FUNNY. in that show.  It’s like expecting Native Americans to love Disney’s Peter Pan.

Ragdoll: If I'd known we might die, I would have done something filthy enough to shame the Heavens as my last act.
Deadshot: What have you left on that list?
Ragdoll: only what my allergies won't permit, I'm delighted to say.
Ragdoll does what he wants.
Damn it 'Doll, stop telling us about those things!
ryeisenberg:

Good morning, Baltimore!

Every day it’s like an OOO-PEN doooorrrrr…

ryeisenberg:

Good morning, Baltimore!

Every day it’s like an OOO-PEN doooorrrrr…

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waitingforthet:

When it comes to superheroes, I’m less “who would win in a fight” and more “who would sing what on karoke night?”

Less “could x beat up y” and more “what would x cook if s/he knew y was coming over for dinner?”